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roachpatrol: doctrspaceman: phoenixaskani: If this woman was alive today, she’d have my vote. Shit. SERIOUSLY THO someone raise this woman from the dead so i can vote for her
Not even playing, these brownies are going down right now!!! 😱ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜™ðŸ‘…💦👌💓 #heaven #orgasmic #brownies #chocolate #happy #fatty #bostonmarket #serious #chocolatewasted #god #chocolatechips #yum #fatgirlmoment #itsgoingdown #chocolatefir
marylovecookies4ever: Mark do you have worked out a lil bit ? Have you ? You probably have… And if not Well…. damn you’re blessed @markiplier No, at this point I was not working. I have since started. Will post results when they’re ready.
chibi-inkie-mod: ~Smitty and Brightqueen~ (no I did not originaly draw Lightking instead 9w9) THANK YOU X1000 INKIE!! Oh my god this is the CUTEST THING EVER! 2nd ever Canon drawing of Smitty and his soon to be bride Brightqueen.Seriously, you are so
vi-piltover-enforcer: (( Piltover Spar Session by ~CharaSix )) Not gonna go easy on you, Cait.
SURPRISE WOLF I STILL TAKE THIS CREATURE OF YOURS VERY SERIOUSLY. Hope you don’t mind that i stylized your mask a little OH MY GOD THIS IS THE COOLEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN and also an exceedingly accurate portrayal of my behavior when i was
therealfunk: lvlthesentry: Applejack. Because apple. Super serious cat mode active. 2 more to go. I’ve never seen the show but that butt tho.
firmmaster: Here’s a body just begging to be fucked not by you~
Uh, rude. What a miserable and hateful life are you living that you seriously wish the death of two people because one of them draws some stupid pictures. Oh wow, that somehow sounds familiar. I realize I’m a bit in a rut art wise, and I’m glad to
“NOT HAPPY WITH YOUR HOUSE? DROWN YOURSELF”
widjetarcs replied to your post “what is your preferred ball size/cum output for sile?” 1-2 liters is the right amount of excessive. Just enough to fill up a partner nice and good, but not enough to cause serious
I really hope this would go without saying, butIf you’re under 18, you should NOT be on this blog. I could get in serious trouble if you are.Along the same vein, ALL of the characters I draw here are 18 or over. No exceptions.
jlewdaby: johndoe-art: @jlewdaby‘s OC, Palette. SG LINK|PATREON FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU, S-SENPAI I CAN’T BELIEVE. It’s too beautiful for words, thankyou so much i seriously don’t deserve this ;A; Fuckin ace.
zebits: naughtyvixens said the magic words “ladies” and “hips”. :D I felt that the first piece didn’t have enough of the latter, so I did a second one. :) “Cyborg Bette” by Clutch is now my Kanvris theme song. 8D Seriously, draw
So… According to Bendis, the aftermath of Civil War 2 is the reason of why the future in Old Man Logan is what it is, not only that but apparently Ulysses has the power of going into dimmensions or whatever…Now if you’re asking “where
I’m seriously so confused how my dumb ass ended up with such an amazing intelligent girlfriend.
I’ll be honest. For a really long time, I got really annoyed whenever someone said they wanted more LGBT representation in films. It’s not that I didn’t understand the need for representation, because I totally did. What annoyed me was the constant
w0rthlesswench: I’m really not hard to please. Like, buy me beer and eat me out. Simple things.
seriously… Every time my dad tells me I’m smart and that he’s shocked that my grades arent as they were In middle school I feel like punching him in the face. I hate the fact that he has these expectations that I’m gonna get
whitegirlsaintshit: smoke-and-somnolence: whitegirlsaintshit: I can’t believe I still have to ask you all to not reblog the video of a man getting killed. Please respect black people, even in their deaths. Why is it disrespectful though? The whole
Ok, but seriously, @badlilblubunny‘s butt is perfect. Absolutely perfect. LOOK AT IT. (Ok, I’m done girl crushing nao) This is from a really hot scene which you can see here.
ungratefullittleshit: Times Tumblr Raised Serious Questions About “Harry Potter”
fourammonday: the-almost-doctor: ifuckingguess: ravedm: ahh when you click it :))) holy shit what is that seriously space. that is space. IM SO FASCINATED
Just a PSA that an anonymous message in my tumblr ask box is not an appropriate method of contacting me for: • dates • @fourchambers patreon support • @fourchambers performing applications everyone knows that anonymous tumblr messages are
Seriously, Hobbit Kink Meme, can we go a page worth of prompts without an mpreg one?
gandalfexmachina: btw if anyone feels like talking about fandom stuff, feel free to message me. I’m trying to not think about the sad shit I just went through, so headcanons, meta, ship talk, whatever is totally encouraged.
susiephone: susiephone: “a 24 year old shouldn’t fuck a 17 year old, regardless of whether it’s technically legal or not” should not be a controversial statement
hardcoredisneyporn: Wanna get tortured by sexy-sounding men with sexy accents? Pop in your headhpones, BUT SERIOUSLY, ONLY IF YOu’RE OKAY WITH SCARY STUFF PEOPLE WILL WHISPER CREEPY STUFF IN YOUR EAR I HAD TO STOP IT A COUPLE TIMES
Seriously missing renn faires. I have no outlet for dressing like an elf now. [he/him] | IG: Nekromancy
fortooate:ollivander:somesleeze:spookyjupiter:don’t date someone who doesn’t put the grocery cart back in the cart returnIt’s called creating jobs actually its called ‘not being rude and making someone’s job easier’ *pours box of cornflakes
Seriously just finished round 4 and all I can think about is round 5 when I should be sleeping!
mpreg-isnt-an-emotion-manichu: jabberwockyx: cocorosco: rizzuwizzu: fiuefey: applejackart: Oh my god. are you serious Jon…. Always reblog This makes me laugh so hard. Beautiful. I love this man
luckied: How can this guy not get the right woman? I mean, look at him! He’s dedicated… He’s fucking adorable… and… I mean, just I wasn’t expecting this many notes!
stick-em-with-the-pointy-end:quatral:askahomestuckfanatic:I FOUND IT AGAIN YESi was scrolling and i nearly had a subliminal heart attack when i saw it.It’s not spring. That doesn’t mean this isn’t still one of my favorite cartoons of ever.
kingjaffejoffer: Are Instagram likes that serious? That bonded-leather-and-plywood couch probably weight like 35 lbs, this light work. It’s just bulky is all.
ask-mackerman: How can you not love they together? How can you not see they’re perfect for each other? <3
not serious
jessicunttt: wholock87: Do not stay in a retail store or restaurant past closing time. I mean unless you’re just finishing up paying and it’s like 5 mins after. It’s rude. I know the people who work there say, “oh no it’s ok”. They’re
victoriassecret: Seriously sexy. No apologies. Be Fearless. Not Quite Naked
ltread: formaldehydedoesstuff:~20 hands a day keeps the carpal tunnel syndrome away.I feel like I’m simultaneously getting better AND worse at these. I’m not sure how that’s possible. Hands are tricksy like that. Tricksy little imps.
34. Seriously
thelastpatronus: “I’m a human being. An imperfect human being who is not made to look like a doll.”
Do not be fooled by his cuteness, this kitten is a jackass.
cantcontrolthegay:where’s my oscar for acting like i’m not falling apart
I do not CARE if you aren't Catholic, I don't CARE if you aren't a Christian. Pope Francis is a light in this world, and certainly in this country right now. Don't you dare insult Pope Francis.
whitegirlsaintshit: mariahraemonroe: jessehimself: How FOX News & other divisive white supremacist networks operate, in one short clip. They cut that man off quick as shit!!I’m not surprised by any means but damn!! I’M SCREEEAAAAAMMMMMM
mutecorvo: it is the job of the adult not to date children. is the job of other adults to call out and prevent other adults from dating children. it is not the child’s responsibility to stop it. most children don’t know better, put the pressure,
thedatingfeminist: It is an adult’s job not to date children. I don’t care how “mature” your teenage partner is. I don’t care how “careful” you are to “not be abusive”. I don’t care how much you want this relationship. I don’t
rainingrhinestones: everydayjewels: sleepyclover: people are allowed to leave you. people are allowed to break up with you. people are allowed to love you but not want to be with you. people are allowed to not want to talk to you. people are allowed
trebled-negrita-princess: celticpyro: leepace: fall-out-phan: DO NOT FORCE ALCOHOL ON TO PEOPLE WHO SAY THEY DO NOT DRINK DO NOT FORCE ALCOHOL ON TO PEOPLE WHO SAY THEY DO NOT DRINK DO NOT FORCE ALCOHOL ON TO PEOPLE WHO SAY THEY DO NOT DRINK ugh
carlyraejetfuel: chonceinalifetime: 4rkham-asylum: chonceinalifetime: not voting for hillary clinton is a vote for donald trump But also THERE ARE MORE THAN TWO CHOICES IN THIS ELECTION pls people, I know it seems unlikely, but if everyone who didn’t
snorlaxatives:i hate the type of healthy person who says eating fruit is um actually bad for you because it’s “too much sugar” shut the fuck up these bananas are lucky they’re being consumed and not rotting on my counter like their ancestors
sometimes i feel like being on tumblr magnifies my sadness or depressing thoughts i may have. it’s almost the norm in a way…but i’m not saying that feeling this way is wrong or that my feelings are any less real…but it’s
Seriously not in the mood to deal with idiots today.
vauxn: dont be a fucking music snob holy crap some people like the beatles others like nicki minaj like shut the fuck up theyre just different types of noises ur not superior for liking one and not the other
aviolafyre: “Makeup is false advertising!” Oh that’s funny. Because I’m not a product. And I’m not trying to sell myself to you.
Seriously
Not having money is so amazing. Who could have known how much better every part of life is when you can’t pay rent or food or relevant medication it’s so underappreciated to not have anything to make existing easier 💖 more people should
If you think I’ll ever talk to you, or sometime down the road will be cool again you’re wrong. We are not friends, we are not acquaintances, we are not anything!!!!!! You are a lying, disrespectful, piece of shit I wish I never allowed in my life.
… You are *most likely* not qualified to attempt to diagnose me. Even if you were, are you really going to say I may have x mental illness solely because of a text post I made on Tumblr? You might be trying to help… But I have serious issues